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Slow Burn, Stern Brunch Daddy | Coffee Tobacco Perfume | Romance Readers Collection Chapter Four | Eau de Parfum
Slow Burn, Stern Brunch Daddy | Coffee Tobacco Perfume | Romance Readers Collection Chapter Four | Eau de Parfum
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Slow Burn, Stern Brunch Daddy is Chapter Four of the Romance Readers Collection, a slow burn romance-inspired perfume built around dark roasted coffee, burnt sugar, toasted clove, cured tobacco leaf, and aged cedar. Rich, warm, smoky, and subtly gourmand, it captures the unbearable tension of a romance that takes its time—the lingering looks, almost-touches, and all that restraint before someone finally gives in.
Black coffee in a too-expensive mug, the sharp bite of citrus on your lips, and the lingering warmth of spice on his. It’s rich, smoldering, and just a little indulgent—burnt sugar, warm woods, a whisper of smoke. The kind of scent that lingers on your sweater and your skin, like the ghost of his hand at the small of your back.
He orders for the table, reads the news in silence, and insists he’s not a dessert guy—then takes the first bite of yours, his mouth curving into a slow, knowing smirk.
WOOD | BALSAMIC | GOURMAND
TOP Ruby Red Grapefruit Pulp • Burnt Sugar
HEART Toasted Clove Bud • Dark Roasted Arabica • Maple & Herb Roasted Nuts
BASE Cured Tobacco Leaf • Aged Atlas Cedar
What is a Stern Brunch Daddy?
Coined by romance author Andie J. Christopher, “Stern Brunch Daddy” is romance-reader shorthand for a very particular kind of character trope: commanding and a little intimidating, but deeply caring and attentive underneath it all. He’ll take you to brunch, keep your mimosa full, make sure you’re taken care of—and save a rather different kind of sternness for later.
Think Mr. Darcy, if he had a brunch reservation; Adam Carlsen in The Love Hypothesis; or Charlie Lastra in Book Lovers: stern, competent, a little intimidating, and far more attentive than he’d ever admit. A little mean, maybe a bit bossy (in the best way), but tender underneath that stern exterior.
The term inspired the original Stern Brunch Daddy perfume, and that perfume became the spark for the entire Romance Readers Collection. For Chapter Four, he returns as Slow Burn, Stern Brunch Daddy, with a slightly refined version of the original formula.
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• Eau de Parfum Spray — Alcohol Base
• Rollerball Perfume — Jojoba Oil Base
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🌿 About Our Perfumes
Each Stardust & Stems perfume is hand-blended in small batches in my home studio, created with intention to weave a moment of magic into the everyday — a soft pause from life’s demands, meant to bring joy, wonder, and whimsy to those who wear it.
All perfumes are paraben-free, phthalate-free, and unfiltered. Natural cloudiness or botanical sediment may appear over time and is part of the living beauty of artisan perfume.
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This scent is so yummy and has that delicious combination of notes that make it smell like your favorite baked goods during the fall season. Absolutely loved it!
Smells of a beautiful latte
I love this. Milky and mysterious. Dries down to a forestry/druidy scent on me. Love it. Lasts a long time. I wish my roller ball worked a little better. The spray is fantastic!
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Smells like the candy salad at the bottom of my great grandma's purse. Makes me miss her! Also, I need MORE
Can I eat this??? It's that delicious!
I'm a sparkling pumpkin pie now thanks!
Got a cute handwritten thank you and everything came nicely packaged. I also received a free sample that I ended up really liking 💜
I ordered the summer discovery set. There was a small hiccup with USPS shipping but in no way was it the sellers fault. She was very communicative and kind!! Packages came sealed and protected and I am very happy with perfumes themselves as each sent is so unique and yummy!! 10/10 Will buy again.
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arrives quickly and shipped with care
I love cherry perfume and chocolate perfume! This is a sweet combo of both, love it and the bottle is cute, too!
Smells so nostalgic! I absolutely love this so much
Such cute packaging! Very happy with my purchase